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AKC Vs ABCA


NO JUMPING
FOR PUPPIES

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JOKES


- Joke 1: The Blonde
- Joke 2 : Soap & Water
- Joke 3 : Lightbulb
- Joke 4 : Crosses
- Joke 5 : The Butcher
- Joke 6 : The Leopard
- Joke 7 : Talking
- Joke 8 : Religious

- Adult Border Collie Jokes

- Cartoon 1: The Bone
- Cartoon 2: Bored!
- Cartoon 3: Computer
- Cartoon 4: Driving
- Cartoon 5: Heaven
- Cartoon 6: Scotland
- Cartoon 7: Surfing

- Quotes (All breeds)


These are a few of my favorite Border Collie jokes.

I'm sure there are lots more that I haven't heard yet.

If you know any other good ones, please email me.

With thanks,
King Arthur


Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
--Corey Ford, American writer

If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.
--Old Proverb

I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of poodles. And, if there was such a thing as a pack of poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?
--Yvonne Clifford, American actress

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
--Margot Kaufman, American writer

For more great quotes... click


Arthur Produced
Arthur Approved

Links


Why Do They Herd?
The question you should ask (believe it or not) is Why Don't They Kill? Learn more...
click



Recommended Links.
American Border Collie Association (ABCA), Border Collie Rescue. And many, many more... click


Training

Any border collie can be trained to run into a flock of sheep and bring back the one sheep you want. The question is: Can you train your dog!?... click


Previous Litters
Check-out these adorable pups and their
happy new owners. Too cute!... click

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