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NO JUMPING
FOR PUPPIES
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AKC Vs ABCA
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Last updated 9/3/09.
We have four pups; three boys and one girl. Born 7/26/09.We're working on the website (right now!) trying to fix links and build a useable navigation bar (on the left).
We'll have pictures of the pups up within the next few days. If you'd like to just come see them, pls call 614.340.5564
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HOW TO PHOTOGRAPH A PUPPY
with an old, flash-cube, camera.
Remember those!?
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head..
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
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Links
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Recommended Links.
American Border Collie Association (ABCA), Border Collie Rescue. And many, many more... click
Training
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